Famous Lousy Spouse Survivors

ArtyWyfe — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:24:55 +0000

Lousy Spouse Celebrity Survivors that we admire - and a reminder that we survivors are in very good, and high profile company!

Gayle Haggard - She's on the talk show circuit these days, hocking her book and putting a brave face on Survivors who choose to stand by their Lousy Spouse. Go Gayle!
Elizabeth Edwards - It doesn't seem to end with John Edwards. She's put up with enough, and has finally said enough is enough. How she stuck it out so long, we'll never know.

Elin Nordegren - The smart and beautiful wife of the most famous golfer in the world. She's staying focused on her family, and sticking up for herself... millions of dollars to stay married to him? check.
Jennifer Anniston - Because she's moving on with grace, and she hasn't scratched out the eyes of Angelina
Kristin Armstrong - Gorgeous ex-wife of Tour de France Champ Lance Armstrong. She is the mother of his three stunning children (conceived from frozen pre-chemo sperm.) Lance went on, stage apres stage, to date a string of babes without a look back to the family he left in the dust.
Christie Brinkley - The better looking the Lousy Spouse, the easier it is for them to get away with lousy-ness. And she is still America's sweet heart!
Princess Diana - The most public couple in the world, and he cheated with a married woman who resembles a horse! Lousy's don't have the best taste, case in point.
Elizabeth Edwards - Her LS was cheating while she was home battling cancer...and to think, this guy wanted to be president!! As if!
Darlene Ensign - Her Senator husband from Nevada's hand was forced by the husband of his romantic pursuit. Doug Hampton's wife was the object of Ensign's desire...Hampton went after Ensign for the damages that Ensign caused. Another point, home wreckers never seem to comprehend the extent of the damage they cause, and feel victimized when asked to pay....Kudo's to Hampton for making a point....
Sara Evans - In all honesty, what is country music without some good ole cheatin', lyin' and heart breakin'?
Mia Farrow - Not only was Woody Allen cheating, but with his adopted daughter?!
Blake Fielder-Civil - His ex, Amy Winehouse, is the two-timer.
Brandi Glanville and Dean Sheremet- Wife of LeeAnn Rimes latest prey, and Lee Ann's jilted spouse. Rimes snatches Eddie Cibrian and lures him to Cabo while Glanville takes care of their two kids solo, even milestone, first day of school. Lousy LeeAnn ditches hubby Dean Sheremet, for her boy toy. Lousy+Lousy=Unbelievably Lousy
Kate Gosselin - Kate is forced into single motherhood of her brood of 8 while her estranged husband Jon frolics on the French Riviera with one of his home-wrecker and publicity seeking girlfriends.
Elizabeth Hurley - Not married to Hugh Grant, but an oooky encounter with an LA prostitute...humiliating!
Regina Lasko - Wife of David Letterman who must certainly not consider Dave's daliances with his subordinates at work a joke. And what sort of example is Dave setting for his handsome son? We think making a media spectacle of a wife and child's pain and humiliation is particularly lousy...
Paul McCartney - Taken to the cleaners by Heather Mills....she could not just "let it be..." His concerts this summer are some of the best ever, so you see, LS's can lead to even greater success! Onward, LS survivors....
Terry Mahoney - Her Congressman ex-husband is a serial cheater, perhaps it is a pre-req for politicos?
Liza Minelli - Remember those weird wedding pictures to that man that looked like he stepped out of Madame Tusssaud's? We could have told you it wasn't gonna end well.
Rosetta Millington - Balthazar Getty's jilted wife, and mother of his 4 children. He was cavorting with topless tart Sienna Miller in Positano last summer. What do you expect from someone named Balthazar?
Bridget Moynahan - She was not married to the father of her baby Tom Brady, but he is now married to a Victoria's Secret Brazilian bomb shell who considers Brady's son, her own - are you serious? Moynahan's blood must boil....
Guy Ritchie - Feeling the sting of a tangle with a yankee Material Girl....will the Brits ever learn?
Cynthia Rodriguez - A-Rod, not thinking with his head.
Jenny Sanford - Darling and dutiful wife and mother of 4 stunning sons...her lousy is the disappearing South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford. Remember, the one who took off to Argentina, without telling anyone where he was, to tango with his mistress - the sultry South American?
Silda Spitzer - Ick!!! This beautiful wife of Eliot Spitzer is SO MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT THE SICKO!! Man, this one is crazy....Eliot was linked with prostitution rings, and investigated by the IRS and FBI! Are you kidding me? We just hope that Silda is in good health, who knows where Spitzer has been at this point?
Tina Turner - Looking good is the best revenge, especially at her age (100?)! Go girl!
Reese Witherspoon - Grace, dignity, poise, and a kick-ass career. A real role model for Lousy Spouse survivors.